Long-running pop punk outfit The Queers will be performing their sophomore album, Love Songs for the Retarded, in its entirety twice at Township on February 14. Spend Valentine's Day being serenaded by "Ursula Finally Has Tits," "I Can't Stop Farting" written with LP co-producer Ben Weasel, "I Can't Stand You" (Parasite)," and others. Advance tickets for the all-ages early show and 21+ late show are on sale now. The Queers don't currently have any other U.S. dates to speak of.

Head below for a complete stream of Love Songs for the Retarded...

The Queers -- Love Songs for the Retarded

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