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Tickets to see Hannibal Buress at Beat Kitchen are on sale now.

Tickets to see Josh Ritter at City Winery Chicago go on sale this Friday (3/28) at noon CST.

Tickets to see Odonis Odonis at the Bottom Lounge are on sale now.

Tickets to see M.I.A. at the Riv go on sale this Friday at 10AM.

Tickets to see Jessy Lanza at Schubas are on sale now.

Tickets to see Fu Manchu at Subterranean are on sale now.

Tickets to see Young Widows and Helms Alee at Subterranean go on sale this Friday at 10AM.

Tickets to see Rodriguez at The Chicago Theatre go on sale to the general public this Saturday at 10AM. A JAM Productions presale will be active this Friday at 10AM; the password is "SEARCHING".

Tickets to see Trans Am and CAVE at the Empty Bottle are on sale now.

Tickets to see Destruction Unit at Township are on sale now.

Three-day passes for the 26th Annual Comedy Festival at the Athenaeum Theatre are on sale now. Single-day tickets go on sale this Friday at 10AM.

Tickets to see Saintseneca at the Empty Bottle are on sale now.

Tickets to see King Khan & the Shrines at the Empty Bottle go on sale this Friday at 10AM.

Tickets to see Radioactivity and Bad Sports at the Empty Bottle are on sale now.

Tickets to see Tigers Jaw and Pity Sex at Subterranean go on sale this Friday at 10AM.

Tickets to see Swans at Lincoln Hall go on sale this Friday at noon.

Tickets to see The Felice Brothers at Lincoln Hall go on sale this Friday at noon.

Tickets to see Say Anything, The Front Bottoms, The So So Glos, and You Blew It! at Concord Music Hall go on sale on April 3 at noon.